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(HassanLechkar intro. It becomes static as a tape rewind sound plays until the word "Presents" is shown. Cut to a grass background.)

Text: Alrighty kids! It's time for?

(Doofy the Dragon, along with his full name, is shown.)

Children: Doofy the Dragon! (cheering)

(Cut to a room, where Doofy the Dragon is seen arranging some stuff.)

Doofy: Just some more stuff...(notices the audience) Oh! Hey kids! I'm Doofy the Dragon! And today I want you to feel what it's like to live a normal life! Just sing a song with me!

(Doofy starts singing.)

Eat like my ex-wife

Exercise like some thugs

Drink like I do all day

Plus do some drugs

(Doofy shoots himself. Cut to Bowser Junior watching this on TV.)

Bowser Jr.: Ha ha ha, that's so funny Doofy! Wait. What if I was normal? Oh! I'll go tell Dad! (he runs away) DAD!

(Cut to the Charleyyy and Charleyy title card.)

Voice: Charleyyy and Charleyy was filmed in front of a live audience.

(Cut to the titular duo at a mini-golfing course.)

Charleyyy: Hi guys, I'm Charleyyy.

(Cue shouting crowd.)

Charleyy: And I'm Charleyy.

Charleyyy: And I'm mini-golfing now! Just look! (he takes a shot. After that, the golf ball reflects away from a few walls before landing in the hole)

Charleyy: Woo!

Charleyyy: I did it! I actually did it! I got a hole-in-one! (he accidentally throws away the golf ball, which lands in a pool of water in the background) ...oh.

(Cut to Bowser watching the whole scene on TV.)

Bowser: (laughing) Oh Charleyyy! Charleyy! You're killing me!

(Bowser Junior arrives.)

Bowser Jr.: DAD DAD DAD!

Bowser: (grunts) What Junior? I'm watching Charleyyy and Charleyy!

Bowser Jr.: OK, I just watched Doofy the Dragon...

Bowser: Yes?

Bowser Jr.: ...and he sang a song about having a normal life...

Bowser: Yeah?

Bowser Jr.: ...and now I wonder if my life was normal, is it?

Bowser: No it's not! Just go away! Charleyyy is on! Ugh!

Bowser Jr.: But...but...WAAAAH! (runs away)

(Cut to Chef Pee Pee in the kitchen.)

Chef Pee Pee: OK, I just got all the ingredients for my chocolate ice-cream...chocolate chips, milk, water, Sprite, whipped cream, and cherry. Now to make the ice-cream.

(Bowser Jr. arrives.)

Bowser Jr.: CHEF PINOT! CHEF PINOT CHEF PINOT CHEF-PI-NOT!

Chef Pee Pee: WHAT JUNIOR? Stop calling me Chef Pinot!

Bowser Jr.: Well, I wonder if my life is normal. You think?

Chef Pee Pee: (grunts, angry voice) Just get the f**k out of here. I swear I'll strangle you right now if you don't keep me concentrated.

Bowser Jr.: Wait! But Chef-Hey! UUUUGGGHH! (runs away)

(Cut to Bowser Junior's room. Junior lands on the ground.)

Bowser Jr.: UGH! NOTHING IS HIGH IN THIS HOUSE! NOTHING IS NORMAL IN THIS HOUSE! I BET IT'LL TAKE MAGIC FROM A WIZARD!

(Rocks suddenly appears.)

Rocks: Did somebody say "wizard"?

Bowser Jr.: AH!

Rocks: What do you want?

Bowser Jr.: OK, so I was wondering if my life was normal, but it's not! Bowser's mean, Chef Pee Pee doesn't want me to get in the way, everything's not normal!

Rocks: Wait! Wait! I've got the perfect cure for that?

Bowser Jr.: What is it?

Rocks: Just turn away.

(Bowser Jr. turns away.)

Rocks: And...NOW! (he brings a Wii U Gamepad into the scene)

Bowser Jr.: I'm turning back! (he turns back) YAY! Where did you get that from?

Rocks: It's magic! This is a machine that can control things! Just say a wish in front of it and it'll grant it for you!

Bowser Jr.: OK, thanks weird rock thingy!

Rocks: No problem-o! (he disappears) PINGAS!

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